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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

1. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
2. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
3. You’ve swallowed a planet!

You’ve swallowed a planet!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

• Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
• I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Saving the world with meals on wheels.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You’ve swallowed a planet! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Saving the world with meals on wheels.

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat.